Instructions—because the best birthday cards can tell the truth and still get a laugh.
This Instructions Birthday Card from Bald Guy Greetings is made for the people you know well enough to be honest with.
Inside: “Okay, I'm not sure if this will work, but let's try it. 1) Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card. 2) After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny. 3) Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. 4) Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, “Thank you.””
- 5 x 7 inches
- Message printed inside
- Custom green Bald Guy envelope with a hidden joke
- 130 lb recycled matte cover stock
- Made in the USA
A funny pick for friends, siblings, family, and anyone who appreciates a birthday card with a little attitude.
