You’re So Vain Birthday Card from Bald Guy Greetings
When brutal honesty meets birthday humor. The You’re So Vain Birthday Card is sharp, funny, and perfect for the friend who can take a joke—and probably thinks this card is about them anyway. It’s candid, relatable, and delivered with Bald Guy’s signature wit.
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Honest, relatable humor for close friends
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Message printed inside
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Measures 5" × 7"
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Includes a custom green envelope with Bald Guy logo and a hidden joke
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Printed on 130lb recycled matte cover stock
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Made in the USA
A bold birthday card for someone who appreciates humor that doesn’t sugarcoat.